Your vaginas in the sink joke

She has no idea what to do and is talking to her friends about it, when one of the friends pipes up and says, “Here’s what you do — buy some liver, stick it up there, and everything will be nice and tight and your husband will never know. What was the joke that Quagmire told in Family. Read Joke from the story PS.

Your Vagina is In The Sink by twiztid_wordz with 0reads. A chick goes on a date with that guy she wants to f-ck.

A bride-to-be is stressing out. In order to convince him she put some fresh liver in her vagina so it would feel tight and bloody. I had a wonderful time, but I’m sorry, I’ve thought about it, and we just weren’t meant to be. For those that don’t know, its the dirty joke on Family Guy that makes Peter crap himself every time he hears the punch line.

She tells her daughter to insert raw liver into her vagina. The morning after, the newlywed husband leaves her a note: Last night was fantastic ps. Without saying the actual joke, whats the punchline for your joke ? Bonus points if people make up the context in the reply to a comment.

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In fact, every man I know would be playing with their vaginas. Q: Why is a female like a laxative? They both irritate the shit out of you. I have let my dog lick my pussy and I must say I really like it.

I dont have sex with dogs I just enjoy the tongueing action. I like the way they sniff between my legs and thats when I get excited and spread my legs open and my dog just goes crazy. There are just as many man jokes as women.

If these rubbed you the wrong way- I would bet you fit the description of most of them- or it could be that your name says it all…. This “ joke ” page is the most offensive, unintelligent and unfunny thing I have ever read.

Khloe Kardashian once advised women to put vitamin E in their vaginas. The best jokes about women A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to see what the engine had.

The embodiment of “Signs You’re A Slave To Vagina. Going raw with randos is the worst (and most dangerous) indicator of a man totally enslaved by his sex desire. What you’re saying when you forego condoms is that the momentary dopamine fill is worth more than your past, present, and future life combined. Yes, your vaginal opening or vaginal canal will get bigger when you insert things into it, but it will always return to normal afterwards.

Your bathroom cabinet doesn’t have to look like a shelf at Walgreens, but it should have the basics—or at the very least, you should know what the basics are. Your vagina will open and increase in size when aroused. Necessary hygienic items aside, of course. Guys ask me about beauty products all the time: These are usually the kind of dudes who.

On the wedding night the couple had sex all over the house, etc.